http://thedailybanter.com/2015/05/now-can-we-give-texas-back-to-mexico/
"So what you have here is one of two things, neither of which is exactly reassuring. Either the governor of the state of Texas — the governor of the state — believes that an internet conspiracy theory bandied about by paranoid f**king lunatics with a collective IQ of 43 is actually true, or he’s simply pandering to those paranoid f**king lunatics with the collective IQ of 43, indulging their conspiratorial fever dreams in the name of playing to his base. Regardless, the reputation of Texas as America’s giant, embarrassing lobotomy scar is kept intact."
